Before I begin, this post is in no way intended to be bitchy or offend
anyone, I just find myself typing the same things over and over
again, and I thought it may be fun to to make a little post
about words and phrases I see cropping up a lot.
Soft and Buttery
A term used to describe eyeshadow, everytime I write this I want to
STAB MYSELF IN THE FUCKIN FACE.
Amazing
Also see, Ah..Mah..Zing, UH..Mazing and my personal favourite
Amazeballs, My mission from here on in is to learn some
more descriptive words.
This parcel just landed on my desk
What desk? You work in a Shop/Coal mine.
Its nice but its not for me
This is a normally in reference to a PR sample that you hate,
I love giving reviews of shit that I hate, but if its a sample
I really hate to look ungrateful or offend anyone.
I'm buying this for the blog
We're not.
Follow for Follow
Normally left in your comments, saying this will make me less likely
follow you.
Cute post, Check out my post blah blah blah
Another one in the comments, normally left after you have blogged
about you dead Granny or something equally miserable.
I love your blog
Really?? How come you don't follow it, or ever comment on my posts?
This is my cat
About 80% of beauty bloggers own a cat, My cat died,
please don't write "Cute Post" under this.
I am in love with this
Do I even know what real love is?
As, I said I am only really taking the piss out of myself so please don't take
offence.
Have you noticed yourself saying the same phrases over and over again?
let me know in the comments.
Really?? How come you don't follow it, or ever comment on my posts?
This is my cat
About 80% of beauty bloggers own a cat, My cat died,
please don't write "Cute Post" under this.
I am in love with this
Do I even know what real love is?
As, I said I am only really taking the piss out of myself so please don't take
offence.
Have you noticed yourself saying the same phrases over and over again?
let me know in the comments.
This did make me chuckle! I am definitely guilty of saying ah-ma-zing ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I don't know what you mean. *cuddles the cat while wearing amazeballs new soft, buttery eyeshadow* ;-) I'm sure I do have phrases that I overuse but I'm half afraid to read back over posts to check!
ReplyDeleteLOL Me too, its like verbal diarrhea
ReplyDeleteLol! I guess we should say 'I am very attracted to this product, but I just cant fully commit as there are other products that I am very much attracted to as well"
ReplyDeleteI also noticed that a lot of bloggers have cats and feature them on their blogs... I noticed that a lot of people who write letters have cats too. Maybe people who have a tendancy to write are inspired my feline friends! I hate those follow for a follow comments too. If you like a blog just follow it! No contract needed! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha, aw so true!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I am in work in stitches here (don't tell the boss!) brilliant post (amazing even?!) thanks for this post, made me smile- I think I use prob most of these- except, I am a dog person ;)
ReplyDeleteI have a dog too, we can scribble out cat and write dog
Deletehaha, ace post. I cringe at 99% of the stuff i write but i think if i wrote exactly how i spoke no one would understand me, or they would think i was a tramp.
ReplyDeleteJules x
me too, i have a moth like a fishwife
DeleteLol, I guess I should keep my thoughts about my Kerry gold real butter eyeshadows to myself anymore :P great post missus ;)
ReplyDelete"Cute post, left after you have blogged about your dead granny or something equally as miserable" Ah ha ha ha ha!!! That's both hilarious and so true, I've seen that so many times. I wrote a big ranty feminist post before and this comment after it goes "so fashionable darling, follow for follow?" I was like- wtf??
ReplyDeleteWHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? I hope I get one on this post
DeleteThis made me smile I must say :) Thanks, just what I needed this morning :)
ReplyDeleteEverything we buy to try IS for the blog tho ;) shush
this is perfection, especially the "it's nice but not for me" ;)
ReplyDeleteI hate the 'love your blog' comments! If you loved it, you'd follow!! X
ReplyDeleteAmazing! Cute post :)
ReplyDelete(Don't kill me!)
Yup definitely guilty of using phrases over and over again xo
UH - MAZING!!! Follow for a follow!!
ReplyDeleteG'wan!! hahahahahahahh!!!!
This is hilarious :)
This is hilarious. :') I hardly every say the things I write in my blog in real life. Other things i've noticed are: "smells/looks good enough to eat!" (yeah, but it's probably toxic and tastes vile) or "blends like a dream" (whut? dreams are blendable?) idk.
ReplyDeleteBAAhahahahahahah I say blends like a dream ALL the time
DeleteI'm definitely guilty of a few of these. But how can a post be cute? hmm.. Really enjoyed this (currently laughing away to myself)
ReplyDeletex
I am so guilty of many of these things! Buying for my blog is how I justify all of the spending! :)
ReplyDeleteSame here. It's the only valid justification i have and i'm using it.
DeleteHaha love, I too definitely need to get more description words in my vocab! Also my pet is the ''follow me, i follow back'' like no follow me if you genuinley like my blog!! x
ReplyDeletethis is possibly the best post, ever. I have to say I'm guilty of not commenting on people's blogs that I like just because (whisper it) I can't be bothered sometimes. But I always find myself trying to come up with a million different ways to say product, formula, ect...
ReplyDeleteRomany x
www.chasingpavementsbeautyblog.blogspot.co.uk
Haha thanks x
DeleteHa ha hilarious. This is like a how-to auto-create a blog review post using word salad.
ReplyDeleteThis parcel just landed on my desk. I know that I work in a coalmine, but I still have a desk. It contained the most UH-mazing balls. I bought them for the blog. They're so soft and buttery, I am totes in love with them. In the meantime, here is a picture of a cat. It's not my cat, but it's a cat. Cats are nice but not for me, personally. Even free cats. Check out my other blog posts and leave me a message in the comments if you want a follow-for-follow.
Haha this is the most amazeballs comment I have ever had on my blog x
Delete:-)
Delete'this product is right up my street' cringeee (at myself) xxx
ReplyDeletehahahaah I say that every second post I write :/
Deletehahahaha this made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people say Buttery. I for one, do not want to put a 'buttery' eyeshadow on my eyelids. It sounds disgusting.
I know right LOL
DeleteCute post.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, follow for a follow??
-.- No.
Haha feck off x
DeleteLove this! Cute post why not check out my site www.idontgiveafuckaboutyourspamblog.com lol spot on! Xxx
ReplyDeletepahahaha this is brilliant.
ReplyDelete'I love your blogt. Why don't you check out my thousands of links below'. ;)
xxx
Oh yes - soft and buttery - I've used that a couple of times to describe body lotion -think 'sweet' was in there too - oh well! No cat here but I can do a dog and guinea pigs! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is a great post.:)
ReplyDeleteMaybe follow each other on BLOGLOVIN and GFC???
Lovely greets Nessa
My Blog
This is brilliant! Amazing is definitely one of the word that is WAY too overused.
ReplyDeletex
This is brilliant! I have to say I use the word 'lovely' far far more than I should.. like 10 times in one post! I actually have to go back and edit them out, coz i use it so much!
ReplyDeleteCute! Follow for follow?;)
ReplyDeleteGreat post! made me chuckle, especially the soft and buttery bit!
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant I am laughing so much the bit about eyeshadows being soft and buttery made me laugh the most i use words like fantastic and amazing all the time !!!
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